Friday, June 15, 2012

It seems to me...

As everybody knows, I have been around a long time.  Over 60 years.  6 decades.  Long long time. 

Over that time I have noticed that, for the most part, men are terribly busy and terribly important.  Anything men do is always way more important and way busier than what women do.  I have observed first hand a doctor, leaving her clinic early so she can pick up the kids, get the mail, buy the groceries and not disturb her terribly busy husband during his terribly important tennis game.  Many many farm wives can relate horror stories about giving birth during seeding or harvest, or spraying, or preg checking cattle, or...you get the idea.  Everything is way more important if a man does it.

Just take a drive down any of our highways and you will see proof positive that of which I speak.  Dotted along the roadside are these large billboard type signs, some of them solar powered flashing lights, some of them bright orange, with big black letters declaring "MEN WORKING".  Women don't do that.  I guess we just don't feel the need to advertise like that.
/bye

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Corduroy Lawn


I am not sure that I have mentioned it but I love to mow my lawn. I have a state of the art Kub Kadet ride on mower and something about cruising up and down in straight strips making an immediate difference to the look of the lawn is so relaxing to me. There is a beginning, and I can see that there will be an end to the job. So unlike most of the other tasks around the house – i.e. Cooking, cleaning, laundry ad infinitum.

To add to my revery, I have developed a new type of lawn. A corduroy lawn. When one strip is 2 to perhaps as much as 6 inches taller than those on either side of it. Now, I have heard comments like “your mower blades are dull/off balance/need to be set”. But, how can that POSSIBLY be the case. Both my husband and my son are LANDSCAPERS. My son in law has TWO degrees. Of course my mower blades would be set at precisely the height and balance they need to be set at. No, it is done on purpose. This will be the next big craze. You just watch the next great Kate and Wills outdoor gala – they will be on the band wagon with the corduroy lawn too. You should come out and see mine before the lineups get too long. I am such a trendsetter.

My corduroy grass will change the face of summer sport. Echo Ridge, for example, with its pristine expanses of levelly mowed fairways and flat greens. There really is only one word for it. Boring. Bocci ball will become a team sport, much like curling, but this time the two team members will be tramping down the ridges of grass so as to guide the ball closer to the pin. Special stomping shoes will be developed to give the elite Olympic Lawn bowlers better control as they develop the finesse it will take to bowl in corduroy grass.

The owner of Valley Lawn Services thinks that I am taken in by his subterfuge, pretending to pick up his equipment stored on the lot next to mine, or visiting his sister across the street. I know that he is calculating the exact method of creating my corduroy lawn. How tilted is the deck that holds the mower blade? Just how flat is the left front tire? Oh yes, he is ciphering away in the hopes that he will be ready when the great demand happens.

No, no, my corduroy lawn is not the result of everybody being too darn busy to take a look at my sad little mower and fix it so that it mows in level swaths. Rather, it is part of the fantasy leisure world that I live in since my retirement.
/bye


Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Going in circles (or elipses)...


A friend called me last night to ensure that I hadn't dropped off the face of the earth, as my emails were bouncing back to her and I wasn't writing in my blog at all. So, just to clarify, I still circle the sun along with everyone else but have been very busy, and pretty lazy, therefore no blogging. (Also, I have very little to say!). As for my emails...hope my spam is bouncing back as well!!

As long as I am here I will share some excitement I had on Sunday. A bear, a big brown bear, a big brown man-eating bear ran through my back yard! It was just barreling along, so something had spooked it, and fortunately it didn't stop for a snack of hysterical woman and small child (Owen was with me). It headed up into the coulee behind the neighbour's and I haven't seen him since. When I called the now named Ministry of Environment on Monday I was told that bear was also sighted at the Mackie Hill. Later on, I heard that a bear was tracked from Katepwa to this area – but still remains at large. I just hope if there are resident bears they chase the cougars away and not the deer. My garden is coming up so nicely and the dear deer do so enjoy that – I haven't had a freshly picked home grown beet since 2007. Stupid *%*&^!! deer.

We had to order a part from the USA last week and it is being shipped UPS. I hate UPS. First of all, they conveniently give you a tracking number and a website to watch your shipment make its circuitous way through several states, past the Canadian border, into Winnipeg and then Regina where it promptly disappears! There is, conveniently, a toll free number to call to check on your package. Once dialed you get several options, none of which say “to find your package once it gets to Regina press...”. Anyway, knowing full well it will be futile, I press 0 to speak to an agent. Who is located in the Asia Pacific call office.

He doesn't know Regina, much less Fort Qu'Appelle, even less the RM of North Qu'Appelle. He tells me that the package will be delivered between 10:00 – 2:00 to my home. I tell him that UPS will not deliver to the RM. He asks what is an RM. I give a brief educational summation of the various Geo-political designations in the province of Saskatchewan. He asks where is Saskatchewan. I say Canada. He says Canada like it was some kind of multi syllable disease.

This is where the conversation goes distinctly astray and I ask him a few questions like – how can you be customer support if you don't even have any idea where I live, or where my package will be delivered? He assures me that he has resources to help him. I suggest he tap into those resources now. He agrees.

Five minutes on hold and he comes back on to say the drop off station is the Tempo gas station on Broadway street. I tell him the Tempo gas station on Broadway Street has been shut down for several years.

Hmmmm....then he will use his email resources to contact UPS in Regina for the information needed. Could I contact the UPS station in Regina myself?? (I know, dumb question). Of course not. That would be entirely too convenient. UPS prides itself on ALMOST being convenient not on actually BEING convenient. I listen as his keyboard clicks away with his email. He assures me someone will contact me with the information. I ask him if it will be a real person who calls me. He assures me that it will be a real person, who is aware of the urgency of the situation. Knowing full well that this is a lie, I thank him and hang up.

Twenty minutes later my phone rings and it is a recorded message saying that my package will be delivered between 10:00 – 2:00 to my home address. The recorded message cuts out once the useless information has been passed along and I hear dial tone in my ear. I hate UPS.

/bye

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Hey - long time no hear from!

So, what does it take to get a procrastinator like myself to finally write a blog post? When said procrastinator vows that she will work on the income tax papers without stop until they are complete!  That was a stupid vow (so many are) as it means that I will put off starting for as long as possible.  That window of "possible" growing shorter and shorter by the second.


I do have some news to share - since I haven't blogged for so long.  We went on two holidays this winter.  The first was to Cabos with our friends Bonnie and Wade, and Rita and Shawn.  It was wonderful - the resort we stayed at was the Riu Sante Fe and it was beautiful.  We couldn't swim in the ocean due to the undertow, but there were a couple of pools where we could stretch out and relax in the sun.  With a pina colada.  Or two. 



























It was just a beautiful, peaceful, restful place to be.  I just loved it.  That was in January.  A friend of mine went to the same place in February and it was party central with loud, obnoxious, vomiting drunks all over the place.  Timing is everything I guess.

In February we went to Cancun with Holly, Cory and the girls.  What a blast.  Lots of hot sun, fun times in the ocean, never a dull moment.  The resort was kid friendly, which meant noise and activity at all times.  Good thing we were well rested from the first vacation!













Then, I was home for a couple of days - and I retired!  From work!  Forever!  Well actually I have a casual position which may have me back once in a while - some people just don't know when to quit do they.  Then, once I was retired for a couple of days I had my 60th birthday.  What a milestone!  My amazing family threw me a party on the actual day (Friday March 9) when I went over to Holly's for a wonderful meal and some fun times with my little girls, who know how to party hard (just like their parents ha ha on them!).  Then, they also threw me a surprise birthday party the next night - which totally blew me away.  With the help of Bonnie and Wade and Rita and Shawn, Holly, Brad and their crew were able to get me out of the house and to get everything ready so that they could yell SURPRISE when I got home.  It was just great.  Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who helped out and to everyone who came.  I am so happy you did.

Then it was time to actually get down to the grind of being retired.  So far I have spent a weekend making cards, signed up for a retreat to scrapbook, knit a pair of socks, working on a baby blanket (or two), cleaned out my closet of clothes that are too big for me now (yay!) and just generally enjoying life.  Until now.  Tax time.  It all had to end sometime I suppose.  Anyway, hopefully I will be able to just drill down through the huge pile of paperwork to get to the pertinent details for CRA.  Pray for me.

/bye

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Notes to self...or woe is me..

The big day has come and gone, and once again I am putting away the wrapping paper/gift bags for another year.  In case I forget - again - I have enough paper and bags and bows and gift tags (the tacky store bought kind) to last for the next 10 years so DO NOT BUY MORE NEXT NOVEMBER WHEN IT COMES OUT IN COSTCO.  I am counting on you, dear reader, to remind me.  I don't need more tree ornaments, I don't need more decorations to put up around the house.  I DO need to get my wreath decorated and put with the wreath hanger to use next year. When I figure out where to store it, I will let you all know so that when I can't find it next November you will be able to tell me where it is. 


Sometimes, being organized and ahead of the game just frustrates me.  I had pictures of Murray and I taken on July 1st, had them printed out in October and had them lying around my house in one spot or another for at least 6 weeks for the purpose of putting them into the Christmas Cards when they were ready.  Then...one grey winter's day...Declan had them in his little hands and I took them from him and put them in a safe place.  Never to be seen again.  My cards were nice though so maybe it was just as well I didn't ruin them with pictures of old people.

So, that covers the notes to self section, now onto the woe is me (I know you can hardly stand the suspense...) I have fallen off the health wagon and have been run over by the team.  I have eaten probably 40 pounds worth of tarts (Thanks Dianne - they are sooooo good) - cherry chocolates (Thanks Tyler they are sooooo good) - Crisp Stix (Thanks Bev and George they are sooooo good)- Surprise Spread - lazy man cabbage rolls - stuffing/gravy/turkey/sweet potato casserole/mashed potatoes...and on and on and on.  Thankfully I have a wonderful daughter who pointed out to me that I should take my blood glucose levels.  I will go blind and loose a foot if I am not careful.  Reminded me of my dear dear mother - Gramma Dodd you will never be far from our thoughts - especially this time of year.


So, with that misery out of my system and pinging around the internet, I think I can finally put it all behind me and start over with my steely resolve to live a healthier lifestyle even if it kills my husband.  (Steely resolve can result in total bee-achh-iness - just ask him).  

On a more positive note - I got my advent calendar made for the girls (in just the nick of time).  It turned out to be a big hit - they loved it and used it to count down the days.  At one point, when there was only four days left to open, Kaida said to her mother "you better get this house ready, you are running out of time".  Holly was so grateful for that calendar at that moment, I have no doubt.  Making it was a lot of fun right up to the 17th day - then it was kind of a drag for the last 8 boxes.  However, I had no time to be fed up with it as it was the 30 of November!  I was not organized or ahead of the game here and it worked out so well.  My only regret was that I didn't get time to take a picture to post - because I just wasn't organized or ahead of the game enough...


We had a wonderful Christmas Day - thanks to Holly and Cory for breakfast and Bev and George for supper - and my four little sweethearts for so much fun in between.  I hope all of you had as great a day.


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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Saturday - again

My very first blog was about how I hate Saturdays.  Well, that has come to an end.  This morning was the very first meeting of the knitting club, aptly named the Knitwits, at the Fort library.  There were 6 of us with our knitting projects, and our ideas, and our ENTHUSIASM for knitting, sitting around discussing all things knitting, looking over knitting books, while we knitted.  Did I mention it was a knitting group?  We decided to get together on a weekly basis and that we would try to do a knit along.  SUCH FUN!! 

My Saturdays will never be the same...thank goodness!!

Oh, and on another topic that brings me satisfaction - I have lost 40 pounds.  Just another 5 and my BMI is in the "normal" zone.  I have never been in the normal zone in any sense so it will be interesting to experience. 


Sunday, September 25, 2011

Cardmaking again...

 Last weekend we went to Nanton AB to attend the wedding of my cousin's daughter.  She would be 2nd cousing?? First cousin once removed??? No relation????  Anyway, I made this card to hold an enclosure as a gift.  All stuff is Stampin' Up except for the ribbon which was on sale at Michaels several years ago and I finally used it.







The only bad thing about the wedding was that we missed Brandon's graduation brunch.  I hear it was fun though, and I hope he enjoyed it.  I made this card, using the same enclosure pattern.  This time I put my cricut to work and did the frame and year and sentiment by cut out.  The paper is SU's craft paper (new name is cookie crumbs or something like that).  The twine I picked up from the Library's craft and book sale for a dime - last year - finally used it.



I have had to make too many sympathy cards lately.  This pic is really bad, but it is "with sympathy".  Everything is SU this time.  The flower is from their Pretty Things collection which I have had around my house for a year and a half.  Finally used it.






                                                                          One year ago today, Cathy Cochrane and I stayed up all night waiting for the arrival of KENZIE.  She was more than well worth the wait.  She is having a Ladybug themed party this year, so I used my cutting system from Creative memories and made this simple simple little card.    You can't read the message, but it just says Happy Birthday which I think you can guess.  I got the googly eyes at the Library Craft and Book sale - and well - finally used them.








So, to all those people (Murray) who say "You have all this stuff and you never use it" I say

HAH!!

/bye