Yesterday I cleaned out my deep freeze. Yes, I am that troubled about the blocking thing that I procrastinated by cleaning my deep freeze. Oh man, I am in big trouble.
Whats next? Sorting out the office, actually filing all that sh*t that Murray and the taxman think should be kept? Cleaning out closets? Tidying up the basement? It will have to be something awful, because its been my experience that if I procrastinate doing something fun, others disapprove. I hate others.
Still it feels good to have the deep freeze cleaned out and organized. I have been lifting the lid and looking around inside just because I can. I could buy a frozen pizza and I wouldn't have to eat it within 5 hours of bringing it home as there is a place where it can be kept until I actually want to eat pizza. I can respond with smug assurance should anyone ask me how many roasting chickens are in my deep freeze. If asked, I could declare in a clear voice that I do not have any T-bone steaks in the bottom of the deep freeze. Nor freezer jam from 2004. Of course, no one will ask until my freezer is a mess again when my responses will be vague and quiet and non committal.
/bye
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